Monday, August 21, 2006

Trooper Megan

Crock. Holy crap.



I saw this shitpile this morning and had to look up the Comics Curmudgeon, to see his take on this feeble, senile, scrawlings of a lobotomised monkey.

and he delivers. Here's a sample:


So “Trooper Megan” appears to be not the butt of a one-off joke but a new addition to the lovable and poorly drawn Crock cast. To which I can only ask: why, why, why, for the love of God, why. I’ve just started reading this comic again for the first time in 15 years, and before Megan sashayed sexily onto the scene, the cast was exactly the same as it was when I graduated from high school. Is this supposed to be like Beetle Bailey, where a new “relevant” character gets added every five years or so? If so, this implies that the creators of this strip have just now discovered that women exist who don’t wear burqas.



and.....

This strip would be a lot funnier if Crock’s artist were capable of accurately drawing a pretty girl.



I'm speechless. Just think, some demented hack was PAID to scribble that. Read the Comics Curmudgeon, for more in depth analysis of all that is wrong with syndicated comics, especially Mary Worth's aggressive new flame! Enjoy!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Shannon said...

I wish I were as pretty and capable as Megan.

August 22, 2006 8:11 AM  
Blogger pbrchicken said...

howza 'bout a chin like "Captain Preppy?"

August 23, 2006 3:03 PM  

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