Fred Thompson as newsman Bennet Brauer?

That's right, Bennet Brauer here with another commentary. Didn't think the suits would have me back perhaps. Thought they'd have my dairy-air replaced by one of those cookie cutter store mannequins.

Well, maybe I'm not "the norm"





I'm not "camera friendly", I don't "wear clothes that fit me"


I'm not a "heartbreaker", I haven't had "sex with a woman", I don't know "how that works"



I don't "fall in line"



I'm not "hygienic", I don't "wipe properly", I lack "style", I don't have "self-esteem", I have no "charisma", I don't "own a toothbrush", I don't "let my scabs heal", I can't "reach all the parts of my body", when I sleep I "sweat profusely."



But I guess the powers that be will keep signing my paycheck until Jack and Jane K. Viewer start to go for the remote so they can get back to commentators who don't "frighten children", who don't "eat their own dandruff", who don't "pop their whiteheads with a compass they used in high school"......

since obstensibly this blog has reference to Jim Morrison

This must be posted on this award winning blog of mine. It's a recruitment film for Florida State University featuring a 20-year old Jim Morrison. This is crazy to see little Jimmy, but he already had that charismatic and drawling croon to saying shit. And in this particular context, that of "gosh, Mister!" curious Jimmy, it's really a bizarre clip to behold. Considering six years later he'd be back in Florida exposing himself and that created a mess that they are even today working on posthumously pardoning him for. Anyway, the video:



and Jud, remember what Jim says,
I woke up this morning and got myself a beer
the future's uncertain and the end is always near.

I never realized how tribute you pay to JM when I see you crack it open at the crack of dawn. Nice one, cheers to you. Jim would be proud.