Monday, February 26, 2007

and the Winner is....

And the Golden Raspberry Awards winner for the year is...

BASIC INSTINCT 2 (a.k.a. Basically, It Stinks, Too)

the nominations.
the awards.

Many feel that Sylvester Stallone (thirty nominations and ten wins) was snubbed for another apparent Razzie Award winning turn in Rocky Balboa (he comes out of retirement because he heard from a dude that his "X-box Rocky" beat the heavyweight champ), but you can point to his four other honors for this remarkable achievement: Rhinestone (1984), Rambo: First Blood Part II AND Rocky IV!! (1985), Rambo III (1988) and Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! (1992) ... his last major snub came with 1987's Over the Top, for his portrayal of trucker Lincoln Hawk who loves his son and his dying wife so he puts on a wife beater and goes to Las Vegas to easily win an arm wrestling tournament (filmed in a series of heart-stopping slow-motion sequences).

And there's my main man, M. Night Sham's much ridiculed Lady in the Water. Damn that guy sucks. Let's make some popcorn, sit down, get comfortable and NOT watch that movie together sometime.

Cool? Cool.


Anonymous Shannon said...

M. Night in the hi-zouse!

February 27, 2007 8:01 PM  
Blogger Enki said...

skip the crap and go see 300 already!

March 10, 2007 6:18 PM  
Blogger pbrchicken said...

Lord has my blog gone downhill or what.

March 18, 2007 3:38 AM  
Blogger Binulatti said...

Speaking of your main man M. Night, I do recall a delightful ditty you penned just for him. What went wrong?

March 20, 2007 11:05 AM  

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